freaky season

JULY 14TH
A day where everyone is super freaky to who ever they want (legally).

Yo you heard freaky season is tmrw?
.nah I didn't hear about it yet.
Well it's where everyone gets super freaky with who ever they want to

.can't wait for freaky season :D

by Freakbob June 6, 2024

Orange season

Orange season follows directly after Yam season, and ends at the end of March. The vitamin C within oranges is used to harm a fetus in an attempt to miscarry after participating as said yam in yam season.

“Girl you let him hit?” - Sierra

“Baby, it’s orange season.” - Bella

by belllppeppperr March 1, 2020

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

macking season

Generally beginning right after Halloween and stretching into late spring macking season is the time when thots and community dick tend to cuff up and stay inside for the colder months

Her “Imma unblock mr.Simp it’s macking season I’ll see y’all in the spring”
Him “aight den imma go tell my baby mama I want my family back and promise that Iv changed its macking season I’ll catch y’all on 2k”

by Anna$tAsia November 7, 2022

titty seasoning

Seasoning for titties; cum

" woah dude I put some titty seasoning on her last night"

by Confused_frog September 17, 2021

One-season salt

Saltiness caused by a Netflix/Hulu show only having one season. Upon binging this one season, you realize there are no more episodes to watch. You then become very salty and will likely begin to experience withdrawal.

Person A: "I didn't realize there weren't any more episodes..."
Person B: "Welcome to the land of one-season salt!"

by xPolyatomic April 19, 2020

Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)

A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!

by breathtaker_clayman February 5, 2020