Mantel Season

Mantel Season in a fictional season, created by women, to guilt their husband's into building extra large mantels to decorate. Once the mantel is built, they are extremely over decorated, so the women can flood social media with pictures of their mantels. This causes other women who have guilted their husband's into building expensive, oversized mantels, in the name of "mantel season", to overwhelmingly show support, so they can then guilt their husband's for not showing support for "such an extremely important celebration that they were robbed of up until that point." Mostly celebrated by "Karens," but also celebrated by the "Y" variation as Karyn.

"(Enter any name like 'Chad'), you have robbed our family of the enjoyment of mantel season for too long. I demand you to build one, or I want to talk to a manager."

by Fireplace Expert October 4, 2023

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Lil nigga season

Keep lil nigga away from yo fridge!

And watch until he becomes a god on February. (Lil nigga season will last until February 1 to September 31)

by Peanutpongbutter January 31, 2021

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salting season

the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

by boobooheeboo November 27, 2016

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unshackling season

A time when it seems best to release yourself of all relational ties that might not be aligned with where you want to go. This can be a dangerous decision during pivotal times of life change like at the end of college.

Hey bro, it’s unshackling season, hurry up and break free so we can wolf pack.

by FreeBirdie May 31, 2018

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Winter Season

A Time period where the most cocaine is sold

“I’m going to make a killing in these areas once winter season starts”

by SuperBaseAce1234 July 8, 2021

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bra season

Warm weather that allows females to wear loose fitted tops and show off their bras through the armhole. Bra season is usually associated with Summer, but some eager females start bra season in Spring.

Matthew's bathroom water art feels more inspired during bra season.

by hobobs April 16, 2014

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