You're A Slave to History

A term used by individuals who are malding in order to project their own problems and actions onto others.

You're A Slave to History. Even after calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely are responsible for this.

by LaVacaPolaka June 8, 2025

Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.

Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.

by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010

Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"

all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.

by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.

The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.

by Alexial February 6, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.

Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.

by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When a female or male human forces a male or female artic dog to lick his or her urethra. The urine then provokes the dog, which will then attack the private parts of the human counterpart.

The act is further enjoyed with maple syrup.

The president of Canada must undergo Canada's History to obtain the Canadian presidency. No Canadian has been brave enough to attempt this act. Though several Americans do Canada's History daily. Because Americans are kick ass.

by ObeyColbert February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A slang term for sex between a moose and a person. Usually done with maple syrup on ice.

as in, "chad was shamed to find his brother had been "studying" Canada's history in the woods.

by colbertnationIsAwesome February 4, 2010