A 20-something male sitting outside of Peet's Coffee, sporting a top knot, scraggly beard, reading a book on philosophy, seated in the Lotus position.
I wasn't sure whether he was going out of his way to be ironic or if he was actually a living, breathing Hipster Douche Clichè.
by CACubsFan March 12, 2017
Get the Hipster Douche Clichèmug. Someone who is basic and hipster at the same time. They love the finer things in life but still like basic things.
They do things such as: drinking bubble tea, going to Coachella, using weird cutlery, etc.
They do things such as: drinking bubble tea, going to Coachella, using weird cutlery, etc.
Person 1: Coachella is so basic!
Person 2: but what if there's this one person who uses stupid cutlery like a hipster?
Person 1: They're just a basic hipster.
Person 2: but what if there's this one person who uses stupid cutlery like a hipster?
Person 1: They're just a basic hipster.
by announcementnoonecaresabout May 20, 2017
Get the Basic hipstermug. The perfect balance of everything a college student should encompass. An environmental indie hipster recycles, doesn't eat meat, dances wildly to non-mainstream bands, hangs out in coffee shops while refusing to drink anything but fair-trade or rain forest certified coffee, eats local/organic food, buys all their clothes from thrift stores, and at night tends to dance to funky music while by day takes university classes on how to save the world.
Environmental indie hipster: Starbucks sucks because it is corporate bullshit.
Non environmental indie hipster: But I love the double, mocha frappachinos!
EIH: u suck.
Non environmental indie hipster: But I love the double, mocha frappachinos!
EIH: u suck.
by margotandthenuclearsoandsos November 25, 2007
Get the environmental indie hipstermug. Guy: Dude have you heard the new Jay-Z album!?!?
Hip Hop Hipster: No, Jay-Z is a sellout and so are all the other commercial rappers.
Hip Hop Hipster: No, Jay-Z is a sellout and so are all the other commercial rappers.
by Drooooooooooo September 4, 2010
Get the Hip Hop Hipstermug. Typically a person who talks about being a hipster yet who is physically/mentally incapable of being a true hipster. Works too hard to be a real hipster, so therefore only looks like a dumbass. Sometimes interrupts nice convertations with talking about how hipster he/she is. Annoying as hell.
"So how was your softball game?"
"Oh it was pretty good. I was being pretty hipster because I wore some badass miscolored socks."
"You are a Try-Hard "Hipster""
"I was walking in a park when I saw the teachers aid in my chemistry class riding a fixie while playing a guitar. He's such a Try-Hard "Hipster""
"Oh it was pretty good. I was being pretty hipster because I wore some badass miscolored socks."
"You are a Try-Hard "Hipster""
"I was walking in a park when I saw the teachers aid in my chemistry class riding a fixie while playing a guitar. He's such a Try-Hard "Hipster""
by JackTheRappist May 7, 2013
Get the Try-Hard "Hipster"mug. People ages 14 and up who live in Los Angeles who listen to Yelle, wear berets and thinly striped shirts (usually black paired with another color), and have a large collection of flat, ankle-high, lace up boots. They also tend to write or say the word "tres" in front of every adjective.
Wannabe French Hipsters can be found at your local Farmer's Market and lurking in some dive bars. Also usually at trendy cafes eating a croissant and drinking black coffee.
by couturachic January 11, 2009
Get the Wannabe French Hipstersmug. hip-ster geym fish-er muh n
1. A usually young person who is started game fishing in the last 12 months, they think they are original and unique for having “innovative” opinions (light-gauge hooks) when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered “mainstream”.
2. These self-described experts think they can out fish most other anglers although they don’t have the balls to actually try and fish a real tournament, making up lame excuses akin to a fat kid that doesn’t want to compete in cross country “… I just don’t like the competitive nature (of the tournament)” when the reality is, they know they have no chance.
1. A usually young person who is started game fishing in the last 12 months, they think they are original and unique for having “innovative” opinions (light-gauge hooks) when really the only opinion they have is the opposite of whatever is considered “mainstream”.
2. These self-described experts think they can out fish most other anglers although they don’t have the balls to actually try and fish a real tournament, making up lame excuses akin to a fat kid that doesn’t want to compete in cross country “… I just don’t like the competitive nature (of the tournament)” when the reality is, they know they have no chance.
Befuddle Tackle Store Tenant: Your using what may as well be a snapper hook for marlin fishing and you're worried about putting chafe tube through the eye of the hook with 400lb leader?
Hipster Game-Fisherman: Yer I will bust the leader off when I wrap it up on a good fish.
Befuddled Tackle Store Tenant: Ok Buddy.
Hipster Game-Fisherman: Yer I will bust the leader off when I wrap it up on a good fish.
Befuddled Tackle Store Tenant: Ok Buddy.
by BOISC January 14, 2019
Get the Hipster Game-Fishermanmug.