spring has sprung

a phrase meaning yellah, you couch potato, it's time to get a move on and do something productive

father: hoo-hoo, Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.

son: I didn't do diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band

father : yup that counts as diddly-squat if you come from a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.

by Sexydimma October 19, 2013

Wendy has gone back to Canada

from the show Parks & Recreation when Tom Havorford's ex wife, Wendy, goes back to Canada in season 3.

means that you have no chance of getting with someone.

A-hey that girl is pretty cute
B-yeah, well, Wendy has gone back to Canada

by PhilMcCrackin12345678 March 17, 2011

Ke$ha-stutter

A style of song that comes from the hit sensation Ke$ha where in the singer stutters they're words to add effect to their lyrics.

I heard a song today from Katy Perry that had the ke$ha-stutter style in it.

by Genesis21 November 12, 2011

Israel has the right to defend itself

A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?

Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”

Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”

by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023

National "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" Day (October 23rd)

If your friend has the nickname "Cloud", you get to smack them.

"Cloud" - hi
friend - guess what day it is
"Cloud" - what

oh shit
friend - its national "Slap somebody that has the nickname Cloud" day (October 23rd)

by notkenzieee October 23, 2023

Ha ha!

It is I, Grunty Boi, and I have created an account on my.urbandictionary.com and am using it to grab your attention, a mission I have clearly succeeded at doing! Anyways,

this has been Grunty Boi’s “Ha ha!” TV, and now, I gotta tune out! Ta ta!

by PBJelly6 October 23, 2023

Ha! Tssss!

/Hä Tssss/
exclamation

Used to express emotion while performing physical movements. The sounds contract the abdominal muscles creating a brace that will strengthen the core during heavy lifting or sexual intercourse.

Ok, I’m going to go ahead and move the
fridge over there Ha! Tssss!

by A Trainer Person November 15, 2023