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i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.
by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023
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The girlfriend effect

It’s where a boys cute and then her gets a gf and he gets progressively uglier and uglier the more they’re together it has something to do with toxicity and how the girl drains the boy so he look exhausted and just over all less cute.
Chris got a girlfriend now he’s got the girlfriend effect
by Notyomamagoaway May 7, 2023
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Girlfriend

Do you have a girlfriend?
No, becuase I'm on UrbanDictionary
by dominoguy11 February 8, 2021
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Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."
John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."
by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014
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Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.
Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day
by Ptr094 September 24, 2022
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Girlfriend Month

Every December your girlfriend or boyfriend has to give you kisses and cuddles as many times you ask
Every girlfriend month you need to give me cuddles
by Lawjess207 October 3, 2020
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