Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

Goose leg

(n) A skinny penis with an abnormally large tip

I heard the Thomas brothers can’t fit it in because they both have a goose leg.

by The Biggest Doug December 28, 2024

Stephan the Silly Goose

A worthless, plastic goose figurine that is bullied and threatened when brought up in a conversation.

Thiccc Girl: “I love Stephan the Silly Goose. He is worth great sentimental value.”
Flat Loser: “If you bring up that goose again, he’s being launched on the roof, never to be seen again.”

by Special Ed November 5, 2018

Silly goose

One who drinks bud light on a school night.

If you are going to be a silly goose go jump in the pond

by Connor the construction guy February 21, 2021

Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.

Her goose crisps are huge

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

seely goose

silly goose, but it’s spelt how it sounds. also a adjective for calling some one silly, goofy, weird, odd, or strange.

“hah! you’re such a seely goose”

“bruh look at that seely goose over there”

by alisongoose September 15, 2022

Silly Goose

Daylin 🥰

Daylin is a silly goose! And I love her 🥰🥰🥰

by The Silly Goose Lover November 1, 2025