The Fruit Roll Up

A sex game played between a male and female. The male uses a Fruit Roll up as a condom as he preforms intercourse on the female. The first one to ejaculate has to eat left overs of said Fruit Roll up.

-"Dude I was totally fucking this sexy freak last night"
+" How do you know Broseph?!"
-"She asked me if I wanted to play The Fruit Roll Up!!"

by ask-one October 24, 2010

Fruit boots

Street slang for rollerblades

No thanks, I don't need a ride, I've got my Fruit boots with me.

by Kieron M. May 20, 2008

fruitbooter

rollerblader, under rated

name given by fuckhead skateboarders hating on everyone that dont do theyre sport, get over it. u havent seen proper rollerblading, just kids. hate the wannabes, townies and burberry. skateboarding gets respect cause ive seen real skateboarding, none of u have seen real rollerblading

by fruitboot May 6, 2004

fruitboots

A man who rollerblades, it could or could not be a homosexual.

I saw you were sportin' the fruitboots this weekend.

by AbbeyR June 11, 2006

fruitcake

An affectionate nickname for former Mayor of New York City, Rudolph Giuliani.

There's only one fruitcake on that stage.

by MagicMystile January 15, 2008

Fruit Fly

1) A politically correct term for "Fag Hag," also known as the gay's best friend.

2) One, usually a human of the female gender, who attracts the attention of men of homosexual orientation.

3) A gay man's Bitch

Grace and Karen, from 'WIll and Grace,' are the two most celebrated FRUIT FLYS; each has her own gay with whom she may gossip and expiriment.

by Pradalicious September 9, 2009

fruit smugglers

To fruit smuggle: to wrangle the trouser trouts by hand.

Fruit Smugglers use both hands and both feet! 1. No green card Mr. Gonzalez?!?... Here let me clean that sweaty brown cock of your's with my tongue! 2. Peeling back the turtleneck. 3. Hunting down a Fruit of the Loom shroom. 4. To peel one's banana for the sole purpose of extracting one's savory sea monkey sauce. 5. Milking his baby batter protein healthy goodness. 6. Pumping, sucking and slurping for hot man gravy. 7. Polishing someone's pungent poopstick pogo pole. 8. Giving CPR to the Supersoaker Sperm Drencher2000. 9. Pacifying the throat with one's turd churner. 10. Nibbling the farm worker's foreskin on lunch break in the greenhouse. 11. Going Vegan and having a severe protein attack, and as a result pulling down someone's boxer shorts for a midnight snack. 12. Scrubbing your throat hard with a 8'3" basketball player's dripping wet hot & sweaty & smelly chocolate log. 13. Tasting your friend's girlfriend's butthole from the night before and saying to yourself "oh yes! please! More! Mmmmm". 14. Getting your chin tickled with cum-filled nutsack. 15. Laughing so hard you shoot cum out your nose, from what you just did a few mintutes ago in a roadside restroom. 16. Having a dinner date point out that you forgot you wipe the toothpaste from your lip (oops! I did it again! Roadside Restrooms! on the way to the restaraunt!) etc. etc. etc. etc. etc....

by Spermies Makies Mouthies Happies! Like Yah...! OMG! September 6, 2006