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Facebook Diet

When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.
Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!
by KGYS December 11, 2011
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facebook taper

The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.
After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.
by jahscii November 4, 2009
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Facebook Idealist.

These are the people on Facebook who like to bitch about poverty, war, domestic violence, child abuse, rape, bank robberies, starving children in Africa, liberals/conservatives, Democrats/Republicans, alcohol, drugs, pedophiles, computer hackers, the drug dealer next door, pornography, music, Devil-worshipers, endangered animals, racist jokes, holocaust jokes, religion jokes, political (in)correctness, religion (or lack thereof), animal rights, oppressive work conditions, sexual harassment, or how much their life sucks.

Like most idealists, Facebook Idealists hardly, if ever, lift a finger to combat the perceived evils in the world. They complain because they can't be bothered with finding, or lack the intellectual capacity to find real world solutions to humanities, or even their own, problems. In essence, they're whiny little idiots.
Guy 1: Look at this chick on Facebook saying "I wish solders didnt have to goes to warz, and that AIDS wasnt real!!!!! :(:(:(:("

Girl 1: Wow what a Facebook Idealist.

Guy 2: We all know one

Girl 2: And hate one.
by kbizz42 July 19, 2011
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facebook mom

Usually named karen , susan , thelma , etc. posts redneck and minion memes
vania: my mom is such a facebook mom
me: yea, she’s posted 9 minion memes already today.
by ramennoodletampons February 22, 2020
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Facebook Sponsor

An experienced or senior facebooker who guides or explains how to do stuff on facebook that the rest of us can't figure out on our own.
"I couldn't figure out how to post those three pix in a row on my wall, so I had to ask my Facebook Sponsor. He got me straightened out, but he totally lost me when he started facebook preaching."
by Ando Indigo October 1, 2009
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Facebook Fabler

when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.
Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.

Barrett : How was it?

Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above

Barrett : Indeed
by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009
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Facebook ambush

Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
by Brubes July 13, 2011
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