Evan

Evan: commonly British and stupid (common Brit name)

I think Evan is a Brit !!

by Étienne September 16, 2021

evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3

evan played roblox the whole class

by roy 2005mg April 01, 2020

Evan

Evan is easily the sexiest man on planet earth and has a rather large penis in comparison to a certain George Robertson, he holds the world record for worlds largest eyebrows and can bench the earths core for 2 days straight

Evan is God

by November 23, 2021

Evan

a right sad git

S: Is that evan?

P: Yes, probably talking about spider man again

by mcdontle May 19, 2021

Evan

Type of guy to block you on Instagram. Also the type of guy that says lol when his face is straight and to leave you on seen when you ask him a question.

Luca is being such an Evan

by seriouslykyle? January 24, 2018

Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

by Jarrenis schmecky December 04, 2019

Evan

The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh

person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan

by -KB May 15, 2022