Newspaper Eating

Initially coming from "不好吃" (bù hǎo chī, not tasty), which, when spoken quickly, sound like 报吃 (bào chī), literally means "newspaper eating". This phrase was an example of Chinese students abroad using homophones to share their true feelings about not delicious food under the circumstance that businesses are able to hide negative reviews on Google Reviews.

-"This soup is awful. How do you think?"
-"I agree with you. This is newspaper eating."

by shingwenn December 1, 2024

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.

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Person 343:Video Editing And Phychiatry Turn You Into A Scientist After Choking.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025

cave eating

when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing

well I'm going to go cave eating

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025

Indigenous eating

Eating a pizza in a manner where you fold it in half, like a taco.

"I can't believe he doesn't eat food normally, he's indigenous eating right now!"

by Acogggg March 14, 2025

Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.

Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating

by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025