Puck eater

Someone who hoards the puck in ice hockey, wanting to shine solo but impeding group play. Someone whose individualism trumps the collective good.

She's such a puck eater, it's all about her, and now we're down 3 rankings in team sales for this month because she wouldn't share any of her leads.

by Montbeliard December 16, 2024

Coochie Eater

Someone who gets their coochie ate out.

Sam just ate my coochie out, and it felt amazing. /Coochie Eater

by That'sYourMOm November 21, 2019

Porch Eater

A wild gorilla on the porch with a stacked bucket of KFC and Hennessy and lots of unwrapped blunts and drug balloons in his mouth while he’s using the NiggerBuck on the ice cream man

Hey that porch eater is going to blow my porch up

by NiggaBuck93 July 31, 2023

Eater

A person that consumes endless resources while providing ZERO objective benefit to society, their family, or their social group.

"Fred: Hey Tony, we've been moving equipment ALL DAY by ourselves, when is Tyrone going to contribute?"

"Tony: Tyrone is an Eater, he ain't gonna do shit but sit around, suck up air, and complain."

by Sieggi858 March 17, 2023

Pecan tart eaters

Derogatory term for Canadians.

Those damned pecan tart eaters and their prime minister!

by dyjsy January 08, 2014

Picky Eater

Someone who doesn’t like Cajun food nor strawberry milk. They are considered uncultured and a picky eater

You don’t like Cajun food nor strawberry milk, you’re such a picky eater.

by Dannyalwaysright May 11, 2025

Pie eater

Fat southerner who enjoys biscuits and being lazy

Some of us are competitive unlike these fucking pie eaters

by Shefuckedme June 17, 2020