douche nick

A guy who goes after a taken girl, who talks shit all the time, and is an arrogant, bigoted, self-centered piece of shit with bad taste in music and politics.

God, that guy is such a douche nick, telling me to shut the fuck up all the time.

douche nick by jcrewsux October 27, 2010

douche canoe 

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

douche canoe by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

Douche Fag 

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.

Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty

Douche Fag by hollylynn January 5, 2009

Douche Move 

A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole.

"dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."

Douche Move by anal bomber April 21, 2010

douche snackpack 

the smallest stature of douche; a person of excessively miniscule height and size, devoid of muscle mass who is none the less a douche of the first degree.

shit son that guy is such a douche snackpack he could blow away in a strong wind

douche snackpack by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche-ma-hogen 

someone who is a complete ass hole or just a fun word to call someone..cause they'll ask what the hell is that?

you're such a douche-ma-hogen!

douche-ma-hogen by irish22!! January 5, 2009

douche maneuver 

An action that results in becoming a douchebag.

Ted locks the car door before Ben can get in.

Bed: Dude, that was a total douche maneuver.

douche maneuver by Psyche521 January 26, 2009