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violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).
"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.
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Boner Depressant 

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.
Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

Mini depression

A short term problem with the characteristics of depression but you have no idea how you go from your normal self to this state
I have developed a mini depression and I don’t know why
Mini depression by J Slasher June 2, 2018

Mileven Depression 

Its when you watched the kiss between MIke and EL. You see the way he looks at her. You have watched stranger things over and over again. You are pissed because season 3 doesn't come out until 2019. You screenshot a billion pictures of mileven and have run out of storge. Side effects include crying, suicide, depression and death. You have OCD and a Finn obssesion. You are jealous of MIllie but love her at the same time. It is one of those few times that you ship JIllie so that Millie doesn't steal your man. Only 353 more days until season 3 comes out :).
Health Teacher: Are you okay? Me: NO I AM CURRENTLY SUFFERING FROM MILEVEN DEPRESSION

night Depression 

When you have depression only during the night and when you’re alone
In the morning I’m happy but at night I have night depression

Yeast depression 

When you don’t get laid because of your yeast infection.
Chloe: Why does Sierra look so sad?
Max: Oh, she didn’t get some dick because of a yeast infection.

Chloe: Aww poor girl, she’s having another yeast depression.
Yeast depression by UnevenSleeves7 December 31, 2018

Meme Depression

When a meme or meme format is overused or overrated and new, exciting, and funny memes aren't being made. Typically when they start to get annoying to the point where you get headaches looking at them

Examples: Area 51, Me And The Boys, Big Chungus
Hey Kyle, have you seen any cool or funny memes lately?

Nah bro, we in a meme depression. All I'm seeing is Area 51, Nestlé, and mobile users double upvoting