davela

An annoying very ungrateful racist white skinny girl who just like people named Tyler

Me: Let’s go to the gas station and get some food

(at the gas station)

Davela:hey it’s a nigger you think he’s stealing

by LUNERphysco November 21, 2021

Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.

That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.

by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021

Dave

A term used to describe fans of midget porn, who like to crack one out whilst munching on scotch flavor crinkle creams. They are often good at making average cups of tea and capable of washing pots although they don’t enjoy it. Mostly shit cooks, but enjoy a good roast made my Mum preferably chicken. They like spice and will lash the chili sauce on a kebab. In there youth they have 20/20 vision but eyesight can often deteriorate as they age due to squinting whilst trying to see the midget porn on their mobile phone screens.

AJ: what kind of porn do you watch?
KT: I’m a Dave, can’t you tell by my need for glasses.

by Mathsbot November 4, 2021

Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 4, 2021

daveir

A beautiful pain driven prophet. Daveir is the center of attention , A loyal friend and a natural born leader.

Have you heard of Daveir

by Themanupstairs November 22, 2021

Dareonia

Beautiful and wonderful nice sometimes and smart and more thought of by people who hate on them

Dareonia is beautiful

by Lil baby girl November 22, 2021

Daveina

Daveina is a friend who sticks by you, through the worst and the best. She is a strong, independent woman who isn’t afraid to let you hear what’s on her mind, even if you don’t want to hear it, but everyone loves her for that. When she enters a room, her presence is known simply due to how well she carries herself, if confidence was manifested into a person, it would be her. She is extremely loyal and if you are lucky enough to have one in your life, make sure you don’t mess that up. Daveina is passionate about the causes she be believes in, has a great sense of humour, and loves to let her ‘silly goofy’ side out, making her insanely fun to be around. Also, her eyes are her biggest mood tell, when you’re on her good side they sparkle so beautifully you can feel it in your heart, but get on her bad side and those stunning eyes turn to daggers, it’s definitely one of her best features though, and with her, there’s no shortage of good qualities.

All around 12/10 person.

Courtney “do you remember my friend Daveina?”
Daniel “only once, she seems incredible.”

by hound 32 November 22, 2021