dorkompus

A mutated blue whale penis. Infused with herpes and pubic lice.

That dorkompus is the biggest I've ever seen!

by Chork June 6, 2017

Dorkatorus rex

A person that is such a dork that they think hatchbacks are cool and they brag about their Excel skills, and they are as clumsy and lumbering as a Tyrannosaurus rex.

My boyfriend is a dorkatorus rex, but for some reason I keep dating him anyway.

by Everything else is taken October 12, 2017

Dorkarcissist

A person who is a dork and a Narcissis

Isn’t he such a Dorkarcissist

by John :D October 13, 2017

Dorkaloon

An extremely awkward and accident prone individual.

You knocked the ashtray over again you dorkaloon!

by Capn Chronic the CrazyCoolChronicCrusader December 17, 2017

Dorkenschnietzel

Dorkenschnietzel means crazy or very hyper. You would call someone this when they are acting wierd or had too much sugar.

She's waayy too hyper, she must be a dorkenschnietzel.

by brodiisthegoat February 25, 2018

dorkology

The study of becoming a dork

I studied at the University of Kansas in dorkology.

by Tyson the chicken man September 5, 2018

dorkbowling

The act of sliding a loser across a trail of baby oil for the purpose of humiliation and asserting dominance.

It's time for some dorkbowling!

by dorkbowling November 6, 2018