Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 04, 2023

Dunkin’ Donuts

When one dips their testicles in a hand soap dispenser at a public restroom, Truckstop shower to motel room.

Dunkin’ Donuts at a rest area bathroom is always fun.

by Badtrucker April 27, 2019

Dunkin’ Donuts

A man masturbating with a pocket pussy.

When he couldn’t get laid he went to Dunkin’ Donuts instead.

by Bambi Atwood December 16, 2017

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck March 29, 2018

Donut Drop-in

When a friend drops off donuts, mid-day, and promptly peaces out.

Dan Mall totes pulled a Donut Drop-in on Happy Cog today.

by Donut Lovers March 08, 2012

Donekin Donuts

finished, done, in the bag, it's a deal, c' est fini.

Man #1: Let's meet at Effie's house.
Man #2: Donekin Donuts!

by Karl karcher January 06, 2009

Chocolate donut

When a male fucks a girl in the ass then pulls out with shit on his dick and sticks it in the puss

I gave her a chocolate donut

by Front fart September 19, 2019