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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!
Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!
by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023
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Jack Crap

A colloquial expression used as a replacement for "Jack Shit".
The physical manifestation of the word is married to John Fortnite
Oh man, I love seeing big black men with their willies hanging out.

Quit gawking, cause we both know you won't get jack crap out of it.
by grogory fashwat June 15, 2023
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Snatch Crap

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.
by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023
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poop crap

your wierd
your poop crap kid. your wierd and uguly
by sigma mom February 27, 2023
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Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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crap

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 12, 2023
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