Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)
*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.
These people need to die.
These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"
person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024

by Crabtart November 18, 2019

ut I'm a soldier to the very end
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it
by Skullsplitter March 29, 2015

A line of Pubic hair from the belly button to the pubic line.
Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch
Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch
by Miss Granny Smith December 31, 2015

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
by Erkk187 May 21, 2022
