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Click Crabs

Viruses, Malware and other Invasive or Data Collecting Files that are attached to links* provided by users in online forums and social media. (Reddit, FB, X, Quora etc.)

*Includes Click Crabs contracted from the websites or anything associated with the link.
"I was on Reddit last week just lurking around r/sluttysingles. Not being a creepy prevert and definitely not "abusing the primate" (yea right... Prevert!)... I "accidently" clicked a link in one of the posts and I got the Click Crabs! Now My email and phone never stop. My computer keeps crashing and I have 238 friend requests from gorgeous young women on FB that need help flying home cuz grandma is sick.
by 88888889999999 March 27, 2024
mugGet the Click Crabsmug.

Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.
person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"
by whatsthatword? April 9, 2024
mugGet the Crabbingmug.

Crabs

Just underwater spiders with cool armors
Oh dang, those damn crabs are invading again
by Crabtart November 18, 2019
mugGet the Crabsmug.

Crab

A derogatory word for crip used by the bloods.
ut I'm a soldier to the very end
I hate Crabs with the passion, my attitude is grim, so
I slip clips in the automatics
Niggas wanna roll through
No, I ain't havin' it
by Skullsplitter March 29, 2015
mugGet the Crabmug.

Crab line

A line of Pubic hair from the belly button to the pubic line.

Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch
Dude, shave your crab line

Australian term: snail trail
by Miss Granny Smith December 31, 2015
mugGet the Crab linemug.

Alabama Crab Bucket

When, in an effort to remove genital lice, one or both parties shave their pubes into a sink, bucket, or other vessel, then light the contents on fire and use bodily fluids to put out the fire.
Bro, she wouldn't get with me last night until I performed an Alabama Crab Bucket. She wanted to see for herself to make sure everything was cool down there.
by Curtis Claymore May 20, 2025
mugGet the Alabama Crab Bucketmug.

Crab eyes

When someone sends a picture of their lounge view and protruding big toes are exposed. Typically this is an ocean-view with big toes photo-bombing the picture.

Common reaction to such a photo is to write "CRAB EYES!" In the comments
What a lovely view, save for the crab eyes in the foreground.
by Erkk187 May 21, 2022
mugGet the Crab eyesmug.

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