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Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual

The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!
by richdaddy8 July 27, 2011
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WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike

The third law in a series known as WarOwl's Laws of Counterstrike published in a book by counterstrike theorist WarOwl which states that "if there is a custom map editor, there is a dust 2" referring to the counterstrike map de_dust 2.
Chad 1: "Hey, you want to play some Fortnite? "
Chad 2: "What the fuck? Hell no, who do you think I am? "
Chad 1: "No you see, WarOwl's Third Law of Counterstrike states that there is always a dust 2, so I just wanted to play dust 2 in Fortnite"
by Based_Individual69 April 15, 2021
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countryball

1) A type of animation using countries (usually represented as people) and usually realistic wars between them. Countyballs are quite satiric and rely mostly on stereotypes. For example, in the countryball animations by "No Idea Animations", Poland cleans Toilets for England, Russia likes vodka and AK-47s, and France likes frog legs, wine, and baguettes. In countryballs, the following flags are usually flipped over: Poland, Indonesia, and Monaco (however, Monaco and other microstates aren't used often). Some countries, like Kazakhstan, are bricks.

2) A ball that you buy from the store (like a soccer ball) but with a picture of a country or country flag as its design.
1) Why is it that microstates aren't used often in countryballs?
2) Wanna play soccer with my new countryball at the weekend today?
by AnimationGamer November 15, 2017
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No Country For Old Men

A good movie that's gotten a bad rap due to stubborn fans using poor defenses of the film when it's criticized.

They often say people just "don't get it" if they don't like it and anyone who doesn't should go watch Transformers 2 (or whatever other film which is at the time popular for lacking plot and overusing CGI, etc).

Personally, however, I still find it to be a very good movie, it's just unfortunate that it's gotten such a bad rep due to stubborn defenders who can't deal with other opinions
Some guy: No Country For Old Men sucked!

Stubborn NCFOM fan: You just didn't get it, go watch Transformers 2!

Some guy: You're stupid for liking it!

Stubborn NCFOM fan: No, you are!

Sensible person: Wouldn't it be easier to simply accept some people didn't like the movie, instead of giving its fanbase a bad name?

Stubborn NCFOM fan: Go watch Transformers!
by IWasFrozenToday January 6, 2010
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lunch counter

Usually at the end of a strip show.

The dancer squats down at the edge of a stage and the patrons pay a small fee (usually 4 bits) to get to lick her snatch.
"I'm going down to 612 Warf Avenue in hopes of finding the ol' Lunch Counter."
by Lord Jezo February 3, 2005
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dry county

(n.) A county in the United States in which the sale of alcohol is entirely prohibited by law.

Though the antonym of dry county is technically a wet county, most counties that permit the sale of alcohol have varying legal limitations set on the sale of alcohol, so that the "wetness" or "dryness" of a county can be somewhat relative.
Can you believe this is actually a dry county?! I didn't think those even existed anymore, I had to go to the next town just to by a stupid beer.
by kiskadee September 11, 2008
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counter-strike: source

The more fun and graphically better version of the popular "Terrorist vs. Counter-Terrorist" online FPS Counter-Strike or CS.This newer version utilizes the Half-life 2 engine with physics and better graphics.The older version will probably stop being updated and this newer one will be seeing new maps and other better cool features.
Go and buy it and find out what its like
by Gary strang April 7, 2005
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