fabulous carrot

A funny vegetable obsessed with sex and is often found in cnclowns twitch live streams

fabulous carrot has broken my laugh bones

by The best carrot 2k17 June 16, 2017

callum carroll

a nonce who plays with 2 year old kids behind the kebab shop bins, he like to make girl noises and always eats the chicken nuggets from the dodgy kebab shop in totton

callum Carroll is a nonce

by louroo215 April 18, 2018

id carrot that

i would guide that/lead that or i will help you with that.

positively entertaining :)

boy: i want to go to college but i'm not sure how
guidance counselor: id carrot that

by wrong.youre.dumb July 28, 2017

butt carrot

A vegetable that closely resembles an anus...

That carrot looks just like a butt, it must be a butt carrot

by Sma193737293& October 24, 2017

french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

Alessio cerroni

A fucking douchebag without emotions and unable to feel happyness

Sam: Alessio cerroni is a fucking asshole

by ColorsOfMind February 10, 2018

bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.

Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”

by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018