Cooked as

Australian slang for a friend that is on drugs, is fucked up, isn't doing well.

You heard from kip? I hear he is cooked as.

by Okaym8 November 22, 2022

Cooking

The act of one doing a very good job at a certain task

“We were not cooking yesterday”
“I’m cooking hard right now”

by KrisDontMiss January 9, 2024

vibe cooking

A style of cooking in which you go with the flow, use the recipe solely as a reference, and make most of it up as go, tasting along the way

I’m so glad I picked up vibe cooking, following the recipe exactly is so 2024.

by JefeTheChefe February 11, 2025

Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!

by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025

He’s just cooking brisket

An homage to George Cooper Sr in Young Sheldon.

“Did you hear George died in Young Sheldon?”
“HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET HE’S JUST COOKING BRISKET 😢”

by lilfence June 9, 2024

cooking dinner

a phrase said to encourage a dude to get home but also a veiled threat.

Elaine texted him she "cooking dinner" as an incentive for him to get home.

by atraiudesica December 18, 2016

Cooked

The act of turning yourself into a potato from drug use.

Guy #1: Trevor used to he a great guy before he started smoking meth. The guy walks down the street talking to himself speaking Jibberish.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.

by Brendan Preemdarts June 18, 2022