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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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DCO - Dry Clean Only

She is so DCO - Dry Clean Only - it takes her 2 hours to get ready, can't actually walk anywhere in her heels, super picky about restaurants, bars, clubs...
by jessica49 September 4, 2012
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courtesy clean

Before sexual intercourse, you and the other party have brief wash of your private parts to make the experience more hygienic and enjoyable.
"babe, give me a blow job please?"

"ok honey.. Ew your dick smells.. Go have a courtesy clean first"
by samanfuu September 14, 2013
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clean clicker

a person who types on a keyboard that has had water spilled on it
Cortney is a clean clicker while she is working at the office
by The Great All Knowing September 27, 2013
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cleaning the bunny cage

"Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
Quick, finish"cleaning the bunny cage" so we can get on with this.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
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clean food

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."
by snorkelman May 25, 2012
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stamp clean

When a parking lot of a food store is clean of all receipts on the 1st to the 5th of every month, as people with food stamps pick up cash purchased receipts left on the ground and in trash cans to buy food stamp items and return them with receipts they found that were paid by cash.
Look at the WalMart parking lot, that m#$%erf#$%er is stamp clean.
by attila t hun December 1, 2011
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