Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 March 20, 2016

snatch dem cheeks

Stealing a girls ass

YO IM BOUTA SNATCH DEM CHEEKS GIRL

by OGBobby229 August 4, 2017

cheek it

when you start flapping your cheeks in the air, typically at someone to celebrate or piss them off

"cheek it, my boyanocerous!"

by wbfelix April 16, 2025

Cod Cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel

by Noclass March 21, 2025

Flapper cheeks

But cheeks that are so saggy that they can make that person fly.

I once saw some damn flapper cheeks!

by Amelia.Summers October 17, 2020

tweaking out the cheeks

an a extreme form of tweaking

yo moises tweaking out the cheeks on god.

by draccoolord56 March 30, 2022

Butter Cheeks

A dude who lets other guys smash easily

Dude I thought David was hard to get but he’s “butter cheeks”

by West Haven BBC September 19, 2022