An extremely high level of conversation that engages, entertains and amazes the listener. Usually reserved for social events, but not exclusively so. Very valuable chat, comparable in worth and rarity to the precious stone. The opposite of sh*t chat.
“ How was your night out on Saturday?”
“ It was really good thanks. I thought it was going to be awful, but Handsome Baz was there and you always get guaranteed diamond chat with him.”
“ It was really good thanks. I thought it was going to be awful, but Handsome Baz was there and you always get guaranteed diamond chat with him.”
by BazCM July 3, 2021

Classic Australian stereotypical band from the Gold Coast (the name of their band is literally based on Australian slang). They went viral in Australia after their song Smoko released.
You know they're music is good when they make a song about The Clap.
You know they're music is good when they make a song about The Clap.
Random guy: Idk what music to listen to, it's all generic pop stuff.
Australian guy: Listen to The Chats cobber, they'll toughen ya up a bit.
Australian guy: Listen to The Chats cobber, they'll toughen ya up a bit.
by PopeTouchy69 June 7, 2022

Talking nonsense.
Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.
Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”
Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.
Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”
Barry: “I knocked out like 4 man the other day with my bare hands”
Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”
Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”
by Kaleidoscopic August 16, 2021

by thompaine76 December 17, 2012

Chat Cops are online moderators who maintain order in a live online multi-person chat community. Their main responsibility is to ensure that the chat rules are being adhered to. They warn members if they are breaking rules and they normally have the power to mute users either temporarily or permanently. The position is often unpaid and can be stressful. Rational individuals won't do it for long, unless they have a fetish for power or have a found a way to use the position for personal gain. This inevitably leads to abuse of one sort or another.
by Ghostnipple July 17, 2024

A French phrase my step sis got so fucking wrong, she spells it as, C'est un chatte (prounounced-shat)
Me being an intellectual: Hey Meili, C'est un chat! (i point at the cat )
Her: C'est un shat, monsieur Ryan!
Her: C'est un shat, monsieur Ryan!
by BiggieCheeseBalls January 7, 2021

masta makes her think he’s in love with her but unfortunately, masta suffers from multiple personality’s disorder and many other issues but chat still is in love with masta
by right! August 26, 2022
