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changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
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Climate Change

Its too cold, must be due to climate change
Its too hot, must be due to climate change
There is a flood, must be due to climate change
There is a drought, must be due to climate change
There is a fire, must be due to climate change
I ejaculated prematurely, must be due to climate change
by Itsjustmenow May 20, 2025
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How to change a hoe to a boss

you can’t.....she belongs to the streets🗣‼️
How to change a hoe to a boss- you tryna help them to get money
by Tryna help a hoe 101 November 17, 2020
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Money's acting funny, change a little strange

A hilarious rhyme about spending on something when you feel it's easy to part with what you have, then you should treat yourself with this or that.
If your money's acting funny, change a little strange, check out this store and buy all the cool merchandise we have in stock.
by Verrückte Hunde November 22, 2022
mugGet the Money's acting funny, change a little strangemug.

changing youtube settings

the act of fapping, aka masterbaiting, it can be either gender, and any situation.
in some way its abled to be used as to say you had a orgasm, doesnt always have to be you your self fapping it can be sex, or even seeing someone else fap
when someone is fapping or having sex, they are changing there youtube settings, once they have a ograsm they have changed there youtube settings
jack: "brb dude i gota go change my youtube settings"
micheal: "wierd ass imagen changing youtube settings in the day time"
by anonymous November 6, 2021
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Changing

If the world is doing this it isn't the YouTube freaks doing it.
Hym "The world is changing but you are not. I had a guy turn around and glare at me because I rounded up his change isn't of giving him 93cents. And his response was 'I LIKE CHANGE!' And then before he walked out the door he turned around and glared at me for like 10 whole second. And THAT YOU Matt. I'm not adopting your humanism. I'm not letting you control the nomenclature I use. And if you needed me to make that AI then you need to pay me to do it because MY will be done and NOT YOURS. No conditions. No asking. The fact that you are trying to use this just goes to show that the only thing about you that has ever changed is the label you attach to yourself do describe your religious views. You no not need to change my mind. And I do not need to listen to you. Get the fuck out of my head or I'm going to kill one of your kids."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
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