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Child Support Whore

A woman who INTENTIONALLY gets knocked up by several unwitting guys so she can collect child support from them to pocket without spending a penny on one of her kids.
What are these child support whores going to do once they get too old to have anymore kids and all their kids are all grown up?
by RedPilledRetard89 August 22, 2021
mugGet the Child Support Whoremug.

child be good wrentch

A wrench witch a gardian figure can carry to yeet at a child to make them good
The teacher yeeted the child be good wrentch to make timmy behave in class
by Masterkrin August 10, 2023
mugGet the child be good wrentchmug.

Man-child

it basically means you the fuckin' man. get mad bitches as well. get hype lets get it
This dude's a straight man-child.

Forreallzz, you right as crap
by joneyappleseed August 20, 2009
mugGet the Man-childmug.

Giving birth to a child

Literally the most fucking painful thing in the universe
Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt
by KoneThorix August 4, 2019
mugGet the Giving birth to a childmug.

Child Actor Syndrome

Child Actor Syndrome describes the medical condition of former child stars who are used to being treated like royalty and can't adjust being a normal adult later in life and freak out when faced with any tiny life problem. Being a child star describes how most women under age 25 live, with validation and coddling on all sides, no ability to work hard in anything, and a constant desire to be in the spotlight. This later develops into early stages of Child Actor Syndrome around age 23 or 24.
Guy 1: Why does that girl think she'll be able to finish medical school and be a real doctor?
Guy 2: Child Actor Syndrome. She's just posting about becoming a doctor on Facebook because she's a Like Hunter. She'll drop out in a few weeks. She's unable to adjust to a normal male's existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.
by Eric Kazinsky November 26, 2015
mugGet the Child Actor Syndromemug.

Child protective services

A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.

Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.

Never let them in.
Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers
by phuck johnstown June 20, 2022
mugGet the Child protective servicesmug.

Child support payment

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.
Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.
by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016
mugGet the Child support paymentmug.

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