breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day

jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?

by homestew December 21, 2016

breakfast tranny

A tranny that looks attractive at night, but when you wake up to him in the morning he looks ugly.

I just woke up beside a breakfast tranny

by Degeneracy Overdose January 2, 2017

breakfast of champions

Any kind of juice served after hangover.

I had a breakfast of champions!

by Billlio January 21, 2017

Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.

Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.

by HS----8 March 11, 2017

breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.

"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."

by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017

Breakfast Sausage

A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.

"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"

by Breakfast Sausage With Nut Pls April 18, 2017

breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017