boned

Screwed, Fucked, Caught, Dead, in process of or about to be killed

*Bender:Are we boned? .... Leela: Ya we're boned

*Oh if i dont get this done i'm boned

*yup he's boned

by Angel Of Fire 34 October 28, 2003

i bone sheep

A phrase thrown into speeches to see if your listeners are one of the following

a) paying attention
b) easily offended
c) audily impaired.
d) liberal

If the person is paying attention/esily offended/ fine of hearing they will object.

blah blah blah i bone sheep blah. So I said.


deaf guy:...
non-uptight guy:...
Liberal: I fully support you doing that
Sleeping guy:...
Normal: you do what?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Ahmad boner

When a person (usually drunk or stupid) gets extremely excited about one specific idea, and will do whatever they can to make sure that whatever they are talking about happens.

Dude, I can't believe David bought everyone tickets to the baseball game.

Yeah, I didn't really want to go, but he got an Ahmad Boner and got the tickets for us anyways.

by Blue73 August 16, 2014

Bone Smooch

Open mouth kisses to a man's bone often followed by a chewy

Greg: Wanna have sex?
Kiki: No I'm too tired. I'll give you a bone smooch instead.

by Chewy Tonight September 16, 2010

snip bone

a small prehensile bone just inside the anus. its primary function is to put a taper on the end of the shit, so the anus doesn't slam shut after the shit passes

my snip bone stopped working and man it hurt when my arse slammed shut.

by sheerted November 27, 2007

bone idle

Bone idle? Only one thing comes to mind:
Onslow

Oh that's our Onslow - bone idle.

by Patricia Routledge April 11, 2004

Boner

The erection of a dick or penis

Oh dude, i just got a boner

by XXPurplygamingXX May 26, 2018