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Blue States

Solidly Democratic-voting states in the 2004 election who subsidize the red states with unfair distributions of tax revenue.

For every tax dollar that Alabama pays, it receives $2.03 in federal aid.

For every tax dollar that California pays, it receives 81 cents in federal aid.
As for you, Midwestrn Soldier: how hypocritical that you bitch about the supposed "ignorance" of "blue-staters" when many of the definitions that you've posted are just as hate-filled and vicious as you claim the "liberals" are. Is this typical behavior for you guys in the "red states"? I'm asking since I don't want to make assumptions and stoop to your level.
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blue stars

I did seventeen blue stars this weekend and I don't know who I am anymore.
by emdashed March 31, 2004
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blue ball

by biggaff July 30, 2004
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Blue waffeling

The act of making another person curious enough about what blue waffle is, that thet will look it up, and be blue waffled.
I was blue waffeling with Pete the other night, but it totally backfired, because he spat his drink all over my computer, and now i need a new keyboard :(
by cheeseflambe August 6, 2010
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blue states

Includes the entire West Coast and Hawaii; consists of the entire Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states; and most of the Upper Midwest, except for Iowa and the Dakotas. The states are usually full of the following:
--Civilization
--People who might actually have a different opinion that what Bush says.
--People who don't have to promote their religious beliefs to know they have them.
--People who use intelligent rebuttles to conflicting arguments other than "you fag!"
--People who have taste in music and art that does not soley deal with the subject of "loving neocons no matter what or else we'll kick your ass!"
--People who pay the taxes that subsidize the red states.
--People who are tolerant of other cultures outside of WASPdom.
--Believe in the equality of all men and women.
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blue ice

blu-eye-ce

This is formed when an aircraft has a leak in the waste system (the John). If the leak allows the liquid to escapes the aircraft at high altitude it then freezes and forms blue ice.
Holy sh1t some blue ice smashed through my roof!

I dont understand, one second my cat was ok the next splat!?
by Bob Morley April 14, 2005
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blue states

A euphemism for Democratic-voting states in the 2004 election, particularly in reference to the Northeast and West Coast.

Ironically, these states also have:

A) Most of the lowest crime rates in the nation.
B) The lowest divorce rates in the nation.
C) The highest quality of life in the nation.
D) The lowest ratio of federal aid to tax dollars paid in the nation.
The "blue states" may have their faults, but they outstrip the "red states" by most accounts.
by Shreve Lamb and Harmon February 4, 2007
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