Sneaky Beaver

When a woman dresses like a man to hide her actually being a woman to avoid detection or get something for herself.

Stacy: Oh? Look at him, he's pretty cute. Think he'll buy us all drinks?
Linda: Don't bother. He's a Sneaky Beaver who comes in now and then to get drinks and leave without being hit on.

by Sabercaster December 9, 2016

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.

Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.

by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018

beaver

Creature who wants a lot of log

Beaver : May I have some log brother
People : This meme is trash!

by Koutinel October 16, 2018

Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.

I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.

by Chloe1776 November 2, 2018

Beaver bubble

Meth pipe.

Smoke off my beaver bubble.

by Chloe1776 November 3, 2018

trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.

He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019