Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.

Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.

by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018

beaver

Creature who wants a lot of log

Beaver : May I have some log brother
People : This meme is trash!

by Koutinel October 16, 2018

Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.

I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.

by Chloe1776 November 2, 2018

Beaver bubble

Meth pipe.

Smoke off my beaver bubble.

by Chloe1776 November 3, 2018

The Flying Beaver

The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.

The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!

by The snowdragon king December 28, 2018