Flossing the Beavers

The act of stacking two females on top of each other so their beavers, when aligned properly, form a seal similar to the gap between teeth, allowing just enough room for a penis to fit between them and perform a flossing action.
Brian: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Cody: "I invited that new girl Sarah over to for dinner with Katie and me. One thing led to another and I ended up flossing the beavers."
by Tyrone Watson February 13, 2018
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Beaver Dust

Beaver dust is a phenomena that may be encountered when browsing the senior section of the Tinder aisle.

A place once filled with fun, afternoon rain showers, and an occasional a carrot... now coughs dust like a covid-19 patient as the wetlands have become arid but the aroma of tilapia still permeates the air.
Grandpa was telling me a bedtime story about the time when the Japanese fish market was hit with a freak sand storm that blinded him for several days, and how that was nothing compare to the Beaver Dust he encountered when the Friday afternoon breeze lifted Brenda's floral evening gown.
by BeaverDust March 22, 2021
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beaver pleaser

A beaver pleaser describes someone who gets pleasure from stimulating their partner's clitoris. Often, this term describes someone for whom eating pussy is the best kind of sex.
Me: Omg she's so hot. I can't wait till she puts that pussy on me.

Friend: You beaver pleaser!
Me: *snorts*
by Sage48568865333 August 09, 2024
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Beaver Trap

In the mobile game of Evil Apples (Cards against Humanity) when a player (usually male) adds another player (usually female) as a friend, then invites them to a game and nobody else, just to chat with no intention of actually playing the game but to sext or either exchange snapchat info.

Said act of ONLY inviting one person to a game lobby to chat, is called a Beaver Trap.

The Term was invented by a legendary EA player named "Hessa" and marketed, propagated to a wider audience by Dr. Delicious in the Evil Apples community.
Renee - Did you hear? Farthammer beaver trapped Brittany!
Chelsea - Omg what a creep!

(In the game)
Ryan - Hey, ur sexy
Bella (victim) - Are you going to start the game or is this a beaver trap?
by Ni👓aTron November 25, 2024
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Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.
Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.
by dirtybitannefrank November 13, 2014
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Beaver Splitter

A front-end wedgie. Only females can get this because...vagina.
Gurl! Don’t go down that water slide, it gave me a wedgie AND a beaver splitter. Not fun...
by ShellySmiles August 03, 2018
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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 09, 2019
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