anal beads

beads you stick up your anal (asshole) for pleasure and they have round balls attached to it

Her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
Him: Not right now use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

Anal Town

A Bilingual community whom prefers to turn its back on the missionary approach to intercoarse

1- Ever been to Beaumont?
2- Yeah man, I hear it’s a big anal town

by N8™️ July 23, 2018

anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them

THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.

by Venturer X March 13, 2009

anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex

John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.

by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009

Anal Robbing

The act of sticking your hand up someone elses ass, grabbing a piece o shit and pulling it out.

"dude! what the fuck did you do?"
"anal robbing is fun...when your drunk.."

by FyReStOrM413 April 21, 2010

The Anal Iconoclast

A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.

The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

anal herpes

Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass

Docter:what seems to be the problem

Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA

by Papa indian December 7, 2017