anal shank

A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.

I grabbed the anal shank and shoved it up my buddy's ass with satisfying pleasure

by TaysteePoussey July 29, 2014

anal fist

Stick an anal up your fist

Wanna anal fist

by 911didBush April 9, 2016

anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

anal herpes

Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass

Docter:what seems to be the problem

Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA

by Papa indian December 7, 2017

The Anal Iconoclast

A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.

The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011

Anal Robbing

The act of sticking your hand up someone elses ass, grabbing a piece o shit and pulling it out.

"dude! what the fuck did you do?"
"anal robbing is fun...when your drunk.."

by FyReStOrM413 April 21, 2010