anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them

THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.

by Venturer X March 13, 2009

anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex

John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.

by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009

anal herpes

Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass

Docter:what seems to be the problem

Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA

by Papa indian December 7, 2017

anal fluffing

What the fuck do you think it is. Not tossing the salad

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.

by daddylongleg12inch August 22, 2011

anal fist

Stick an anal up your fist

Wanna anal fist

by 911didBush April 9, 2016

Swiss Anal

Swiss anal is when a man puts his dick into the woman's belly button. This type of sex is called Swiss Anal as it was revealed in a survey that swiss women love it when men attack the woman's belly button, with their penis or their tongue. This type of sex is still considered penetration sex as the dick is penetrating into the belly button.

John: How should we do it first honey? Anal or Oral?
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!

by ExpertOnEvrything69 September 2, 2018

Anal Town

A Bilingual community whom prefers to turn its back on the missionary approach to intercoarse

1- Ever been to Beaumont?
2- Yeah man, I hear it’s a big anal town

by N8™️ July 23, 2018