Usually has a square head and thinks he’s hard. A total catch if all you want is an STD (especially if you’ve been with Alice). Wants to be the best but is a fuck up in his mums eyes
by Luke Hammond January 12, 2019
Get the Eric Lopesmug. by Lainislainandimme October 6, 2023
Get the Eric cartmanmug. A piece of shit. Cheats constantly. He will verbally and mentally abuse you not to mention likes underaged girls
by Goddndudbdndix October 12, 2021
Get the Ericmug. 
by Eric Is An LGBTQ May 28, 2020
Get the Ericmug. A meticulous accountant.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
This guy is running deals like most only dream of.
This guy has a spreadsheet for everything. The type of person who knows the average amount of time in milliseconds it takes to brush your teeth, and if he doesn't know he will shortly after being asked and provide the data to back it up.
He's was born with a copy of MS Excel in one hand.
This guy works like he invented the word work.
Nice, charming, intelligent, meticulous, will track anything that can be tracked.
"How do we track this?"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
"I dunno, we need an Eric Reskin"
"I started a small business and I have no idea how to handle my books"
"Sounds like you need an Eric Reskin"
"Hey how much money can we make here?"
"I don't know get yourself an Eric Reskin"
"I have a problem prioritizing my tasks"
"You need to pull an Eric Reskin and start a spreadsheet!"
"Man I suck at taxes"
"You need an Eric Reskin in your life"
by Durrick April 6, 2022
Get the Eric Reskinmug. 