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Patrick

Your such a Patrick
by Me dick September 3, 2017
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patrick schmitt

He’s a gay kid trying to find his place in the world
Patrick Schmitt is such a kind guy
by Patrick Schmitt January 7, 2019
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Patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing you wish you were never born
Yooo let’s get Patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit
by Very bad person December 16, 2019
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st patricks townsville

a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.
"where do you go?"
"St patricks townsville, why?"
"Which teacher?"
"...my math teacher"
by theslayestslaya June 16, 2022
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Patrick

A cool and smart guy, awesome to talk to and chill with. Being in a hard class with him, he's too smart to let the others get curves.
"Our class average got Patrick'd to the point where there are 0 curves."
by thepilymorph December 5, 2023
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The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.
'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'
by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018
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Patrick

Stop posting these to your stories. Nobody is reading them anyways.

Thanks,
Everyone
Patrick - it’s a name
by Personnotnamepatrick November 24, 2021
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