Crystal & Johnny

A lovely couple who always matches outfits together and enjoys "riding" Meanwhile a couple they know try to act the same as them.

Crystal & Johnny are matching consistently together

by Denson Coorson II September 04, 2023

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Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

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Johnny Dingo

A man or individual that specializes in aggressively degenerate behavior, especially when alcohol and cigs are in conjunction. This can include but is not excluded to behavior such as: disappearing with no explanation, trying to fight the shadow people that pushed you over, killing an entire pack of cigs in 45 minutes, fighting homeless people, and saying "I only had a few they have it out for me" when blowing a .028 on your must recent dui.

1: You getting hammered tonight bro?

2: Oh brother, I'm going full Johnny Dingo tonight!

by Elnagger May 03, 2024

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Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

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Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary

A rude name Larley uses.

Hey Little-Miss-Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

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Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.

Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!

by Mmxu November 24, 2021

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Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.

Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!

by synthwavesun January 24, 2025

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