Jason

The most amazing gentleman you will ever meet. He enjoys the simple things in life. Comes from a big family so has a big heart. Family and friends mean the world to him. When he loves something he puts his everything into it, so don't get in his way. No matter how many struggles he faces he will put himself last and care for others before him. Generally, he is a people person and is great at reading people and talking to them about their problems. He would never intentionally hurt your feelings and would even go as far as to pity kissing someone to protect their feelings.

Mindblowingly handsome. A sexy brunette with a brown-green twinkly eyes. Not the tallest man in the world but the perfect body for a great cuddle. He loves a girl who will let lose and dance like nobody is watching.

He enjoys a great sense of fashion, a red jacket will blow his mind away. Brunettes are usually his type. Likes a good Charlie.
Girl: Do not get with her
*Jason* gets with her
by Flamegirl786 June 09, 2018
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A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason

“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
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He’s an annoying little rat that everyone hates
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The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.
She went wild once she took a bite of some Jason.
His jason smells so bad
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A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol
Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye
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the orange mother fucker across the street that pushes the elderly down the stairs and eats babies
hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.
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