Dj cook

A youtuber who "exposes" 3AM youtubers or little kids. He isnt that good and is gets repetetive real fast after a phew videos, and never aknowleges real serious problems :<

"Dj cook only uses kids videos for money"

by Stella_starz February 22, 2024

tasting someone's cooking

A euphemism used to describe consuming someone's ejaculate.

Hey Martha, where were you last night? Tasting someone's cooking? ;)

by englebert0749 June 28, 2022

am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

Now we’re cooking with spruce!

Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid

Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!

by Crocotta1 April 06, 2025

cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

cooking late

when someone is horny;he/she wanna sex

kris, you're so cooking late
you're horny,don't be cooking late

by summe November 19, 2010

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 03, 2010