girl 1: omg is that Molly Charls???
girl 2: yeh! omg who's that with her??
girl 1: wait... is that my EX?????!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: yeh! omg who's that with her??
girl 1: wait... is that my EX?????!!!!!!!!!
by duck221111 April 29, 2019

by Bigguy1103 May 31, 2011

Charles is sensitive and erudite. He will ask you questions inviting you to think more deeply about things that you normally wouldnt allow yourself to. He is always down for a sleepover—a classic one. He is one of the most handsome men you will meet. His hair is beautifully coiffed and well maintained, so much so you want to run your fingers through it but get scared about messing it up. Charles, even if he is a stranger to you, will make you feel at ease. Charles has great banter. You will be lucky to be a friend to Charles. You will honestly be lucky to be any sort of companion to Charles. If you meet a Charles at a work conference, you may make a deep, unexpected, but very welcome, connection. Charles seems like a great kisser, but you unfortunately haven’t had the pleasure of confirming that (yet). Most people hope they get the chance to kiss Charles.
Jane: Tommy and I met a Charles at a work conference.
Mary: No way. Let me guess. The two of you wine and dined him, went back to his place, and made out?
Jane: We actually had a super lovely night together, wine and dine included… no kissing though. I’m not mad about it but that would have been the cherry on top. Instead the three of us made a really intimate and thoughtful emotional connection, classic sleep-over style.
Mary: Sounds like a Charles alright…
Mary: No way. Let me guess. The two of you wine and dined him, went back to his place, and made out?
Jane: We actually had a super lovely night together, wine and dine included… no kissing though. I’m not mad about it but that would have been the cherry on top. Instead the three of us made a really intimate and thoughtful emotional connection, classic sleep-over style.
Mary: Sounds like a Charles alright…
by streamergirl June 13, 2025

Charles gotta big ass dick
by Jshshshasj November 22, 2021

Charles Wesela, 17, minnesota.
Charley is a bright young man with a bit of a broad education range. He is knowledgeable in electronics, engineering, (your secret), and bomb decoding. ever wondered where your socks go in the dryer? that’s juat silly ol charley stealing them to make a unibomber fortress in the woods. have no fear, charley wesela the great is here. i wrote this in hopes that he, charles the all mighty would see it and make me his aorentess.
Charley is a bright young man with a bit of a broad education range. He is knowledgeable in electronics, engineering, (your secret), and bomb decoding. ever wondered where your socks go in the dryer? that’s juat silly ol charley stealing them to make a unibomber fortress in the woods. have no fear, charley wesela the great is here. i wrote this in hopes that he, charles the all mighty would see it and make me his aorentess.
you: hey man i’m sorry ok i didn’t mean it..
charley: *blows you up*
charles wesela has zero patience with snakes and little fibs. he is a holy man of god. except for that one time.
charley: *blows you up*
charles wesela has zero patience with snakes and little fibs. he is a holy man of god. except for that one time.
by charles missionary (best) October 20, 2021

by JakeThePlumber November 1, 2017

When your opponent gambits his Queen for a pawn and he instantly loses the game by hanging mate in 1
by Thighnoon February 10, 2021
