Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 08, 2021
The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."
Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"
Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
Man 2:"Yo fuck that."
Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"
Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
Man 2:"Yo fuck that."
Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
by Smol Meme Account May 08, 2018
it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.
1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.
2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.
3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'
it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.
2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.
3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'
it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?
Person 2: yeah sorry man.
Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.
Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
Person 2: yeah sorry man.
Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.
Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
by thisdudeiscool June 06, 2011
by joneyappleseed August 21, 2009
Doctor: You gotta PUSH!\
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt
Woman(get it she still didnt have a baby yet so shes not a mother) Ok I'll try! *Dies*
Mann: omfg honey fuck you
Giving birth to a child is fking hurtt
by KoneThorix August 04, 2019
Child Actor Syndrome describes the medical condition of former child stars who are used to being treated like royalty and can't adjust being a normal adult later in life and freak out when faced with any tiny life problem. Being a child star describes how most women under age 25 live, with validation and coddling on all sides, no ability to work hard in anything, and a constant desire to be in the spotlight. This later develops into early stages of Child Actor Syndrome around age 23 or 24.
Guy 1: Why does that girl think she'll be able to finish medical school and be a real doctor?
Guy 2: Child Actor Syndrome. She's just posting about becoming a doctor on Facebook because she's a Like Hunter. She'll drop out in a few weeks. She's unable to adjust to a normal male's existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.
Guy 2: Child Actor Syndrome. She's just posting about becoming a doctor on Facebook because she's a Like Hunter. She'll drop out in a few weeks. She's unable to adjust to a normal male's existence of getting no attention and simply working hard at things.
by Eric Kazinsky October 08, 2015
A group of Karens. The largest government-sanctioned child trafficking organization in the United States.
Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.
Never let them in.
Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.
Never let them in.
Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers
by phuck johnstown June 21, 2022