9 inch shlong

a word that boys use to cover up how big there pp is

i have a 9 inch shlong

by big chungus 69 420 November 30, 2020

6/9/69

An epic date!

Friend: Bro its 6/9/69 today!
Me: thats so sick
Friend: I know right!

by skizzyy April 12, 2021

9/11 brown

a term used to describe muslims or arabs specifically

yo aren’t you 9/11 brown??

by whatisthisbehaviour7 May 7, 2022

Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

9/11 eyes

To be mangled on a variety of club drugs until you acquire a wide eyed stare that appears to be capable of taking down half the New York City skyline from the sheer intensity of the gaze.

Did you see Brian last night with those 9/11 eyes? Bro, I was about to call homeland security to stop him from taking down the new freedom towers with that stare.

by Tony Two-Times January 2, 2014

9-Loko-Maow

A 4-Loko mixed with a 5-hour energy and a couple bottles of Catnip Cocktail

Bro, I hit the Nutrition Zone with a pack of 4-Loko and a Big-Gulp cup to mix up some 9-Loko-Maow.

by Mood Enhancer March 12, 2019

9 3/4

A phrase used in the TV show MASH season 2 episode 7 about 13 minutes into the episode

Hawkeye says: On a scale of 10 I'll say this is 9 3/4
Trapper says: your problem is you lack confidence

by Swagaar April 4, 2020