69

the funny number

oh i have 69$ in my wallet
aha nice

by LittlebigDick2 February 25, 2021

69

a number that comes after 68and before 70

totally

69 cents

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

69

A number that isn't nice at all, other than the fact it's the same if you turn it upside down. You can't just name a sex position after a 2 digit number.
Fuck all the unfunny sex jokes that appear everywhere.

65 sixty five
66 sixty six
67 sixty seven
68 sixty eight
69 *OMG GASP UUUUURGH IM DYING LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH*
70 seventy
71 seventy one

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

gamer boy 69

THE TOTAL GOAT

yo what’s up! Gamer boy 69

by Jasón November 19, 2020

Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus

Bro is trying to fit in💀

person: Rizz ohio poggers grimace shake 69 420 sussy baka amogus drip amongus
person 2: bro thats so old💀

by pseudonympseudonymwastakenpseu November 13, 2023

69%

The percentage of white male deaths by suicide.
Use this whenever someone's being transphobic.

Basement Dweller: "Go 41% yourself, t****y!"

Paradigm of morality: "69% Almost a passing grade."

by PedophileHunter2291 April 11, 2024

69 egg yolks

When you are introduced to someone

69 egg yolks, pleased to meet you.

by Debskelly1985 December 2, 2023