5'0"

A girl that is 5 feet tall and done growing. Usually shy but funny. Gorgeous is commonly used to describe her

Person 1: How tall are you?
Person2: I'm 5'0"
Person 1: omg your really short
Person 2: yes I am aware

by Beachbum42 September 4, 2016

5 second joke

A joke that lasts for only 5 seconds. (A joke that can easily be spotted in 5 seconds.)

Dood 1: look, I got a 100 dollar bill
Dood 2: (5 seconds later)... Dude, thats fake
Dood 1: I know, its a 5 second joke

by YT name: Max Mool ( Asian kid) May 23, 2018

May 5

Ask someone for their hoodie day !

Emma: “Hey It’s may 5, you know what that means”

Jared: Of course I know! Here’s my hoodie!

by jahaianwnkjsnw May 5, 2020

July 5

People who are offended outshined by people born in July 4th but are actually the underdogs

God: they have a gift that can’t be noticed, birth them in July 5th

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

Sub 5 miler

A person who can run a mile under 5 minutes (usually referring to on a track). This person, if male, is pretty cool. However, if a girl can run sub 5 for a mile then they are basically the coolest person in the world. Imagine maintaining one minute and 14 seconds in the blistering sun for four freakin laps around a boring, oval track. Yeah, we are just THAT cool.

Dude, that sub 5 miler is a boss! Yeah, and her Nike Zoom Victories are sick!!!!!

by thebagelshop March 16, 2010

Mustang 5.0

Mustang GT's and some LX's manufactured between 1979 and 1993 that were equipped with the 5.0 litre V8 engine. (Mustang GT's manufactured between 1994 and 1995 were also equipped with the 5.0 litre V8 but are a different body style and normally not referred to as Mustang 5.0's by enthusiasts). Typically, Mustang 5.0's are driven by overzealous teenagers and douchebags. Most people perform all the same modifications to these cars, which has resulted in tens of thousands of Mustang's that all look, perform and sound exactly alike. However, each Mustang 5.0 owner firmly believes his or her car is superior to any other vehicle on the road and will try to race anyone that proceeds from an intersection faster than them, even if it's an old lady driving a Buick Roadmaster stationwagon. More often than not, an aftermarket Flowmaster exhaust has been installed on these cars. On Friday and Saturday nights, Mustang 5.0's can be heard cruising around town constantly in second or third gear, which causes the Flowmaster mufflers to amplify the distinct hollow rumbling sound that is characteristic of the 5.0 litre V8. The touch hole that's driving does this so that everyone knows he or she is driving a Mustang 5.0. If you look at a Mustang 5.0 as it approaches, the driver will probably bark the throttle a couple times and accelerate as they pass.

Justin: Hey Chad, heard your father bought you a Mustang 5.0, any mods?
Chad: Pony rims, 4 inch cowl induction hood, racing stripes, Cobra intake, E cam, Flowmasters. What about your 5.0? Did you do anything to it this winter?
Justin: Hells yea bitch, my shit's the ballin' tits outrageous. I got Pony rims, 4 inch cowl, racing stripes, Cobra intake, E cam, and Flowmasters.
Chad: We are so original! Let's go cruise around in second gear and rev our engines at girls that couldn't tell the difference between a Mustang and a fucking Toyota Camry.
Justin: Sick nasty!

by Lenny426 April 21, 2008

5 second rule

A highly scientific finding that says that germs need at least five seconds to jump on food that falls on the floor, enabling the person who dropped said food to pick it up and safely consume it, as long as they do so within five seconds of dropping it.

"Hey dude, that cookie's still OK to eat, the five second rule's in effect."

by dungbeetle July 10, 2004