by ILL NINJAz November 18, 2009
Get the ill ninja mug.A person who is not wearing a mask, but still somehow manages to sneak into a place where masks are required, especially when there are guards at the entrance.
I was so confused! This man must have been a ninja to have been able to so easily sneak in without a mask. But if he actually was a ninja, then he would have been wearing a mask anyways! What manner of strange creature was this who was both a ninja and not? It was Schrodinger's ninja!
by Vinderex July 8, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's ninja mug.by RunLacey December 6, 2015
Get the salad ninja mug.One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
Get the status ninja mug.A ninja thong is a thong that you have to pay really close attention to see but it's almost impossible
Guy 1: Damn, I don't think Lucy is wearing anything under her dress not even a thong!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
Guy 2: No she is, she is wearing a Ninja thong I saw her in the girls lockerroom!
by handlesandle December 27, 2014
Get the Ninja thong mug.The combination of Acid(LSD), Psilocybin containing mushrooms, Molly(MDMA) and Mescaline.
The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".
Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
The result is a state of heightened awareness that has been referred to as "Hyper Reality".
Muscimol containing mushrooms can be substituted for Psilocybin containing mushrooms for a milder effect. Analogs of Mescaline such as 2CI or 2CB can be substituted for isolated Mescaline to avoid vomiting induced by consuming Mescaline containing cactus(Peyote). The designer drug known as Ecstacy(E) is not recommended as a substitute for Molly(MDMA) as the toxicity of pressed tablets is harder to verify.
Person A: Did you see how he evaded the cops? It was like something out of The Matrix!
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
Person B: Yeah, he was talking about some other shit, must have been Ninja-Flipping.
by Strider shin January 31, 2022
Get the Ninja-Flipping mug.My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.
by myhoopt July 4, 2016
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