pocket oragami

The act of unknowingly folding any loose cash you have stored in your pockets into such an odd shape that it might be recognized as a shape other than a dollar bill.

"That'll be $11.87. Please pull up to the next window."

*Pulls out cash*
"Dude what is that? It looks like a bird."
"No thats a twenty dollar bill."
"Oh. Looks like you've been taking some pocket POCKET ORAGAMI classes."
"You're fucking gay."

by lifeisshortgetbrain1 August 3, 2012

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pocket killers

In Texas Hold'em the two hole (or faced down) cards are aces. When a Texas Hold'em player is dealt a pair of aces.

I thought my pair of kings were boss until joey had pocket killers,

did you see that shit!!! i had a straight and that mother fucker had pocket killers for a full house!!!

by lordwilmyre April 23, 2010

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Pocket Broke

To have no pocket change. This applies to people who keep all their money on any type of card. This term works best among hobos and people who just don't want to carry change.

QUARTERS: Yo you got any quarters.

QUARTERBITCH: Nah I'm pocket broke! Stop asking for change.

QUARTERS: Damn! Everyone's pocket broke.

by BiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAtch April 7, 2011

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Pocket Hernia

Noun - An opening caused by wear (or on purpose when one's jeans are too tight in the thigh area) which allows the pocket and its contents to flop out through the opening. Technically, it's a hernia of the jeans, not the pocket.

Boy1 to Boy2: With that many keys in your pocket, it's no wonder that your jeans have a pocket hernia.

by Klondike708 September 1, 2012

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