Standing Still Shoes

Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.

L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"

by standing still girl July 22, 2009

Elf Shoe Tits

A woman's breasts that have the similar curviture to the shoes commonly worn by elves. They start out straight and slightly curve upward

guy 1: "Did you see her boobs at the party last night?"

guy 2: "Yeah,kinda wished i hadn't, she had elf shoe tits"

by KEITH ST0NE June 05, 2011

Tie your shoes

A blowjob in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him

Guy 1: Did Vanessa tie your shoes last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah it felt great!

by CJC Killa January 06, 2017

drug-in-the-shoe

A popular phrase used frquently in the Denbigh common room. Originates from Oceana ( a popular down-town drinking establishment ) Said in an Uzbhekistanian voice and tone. Used to entertain drunken messes everywhere, also used to scare police that foreigners might actually have drugs...in their shoes, or indeed, in their boutom.

Ross: Hey Lew, do you have any...you no...
Lew: I have no drug in my shoe, they are all in my boutom!
Ross: Oh, I see
Police: Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi

by Billy Bob McLew October 22, 2003

Fucking Clown Shoes

When something is pointless, worthless or just a big mess...

Gareth is moaning again about that project again, in his words, it's fucking clown shoes!

by DJ Sio October 02, 2008

crackhead beaver shoes

a crackhead who puts old woman pussy hair on his upper lip

steven beamen is a crackhead beaver shoes

by steven beamen April 07, 2005

If the shoe fits, wear it

When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".

Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.

John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.

by Zero Regrets October 06, 2018