Kremlin rain

When hookers piss on you....

Donald favorite kink is the Kremlin rain

After a hot day at the golf course. Donald freshens up by ordering a kremlin rain.

by Soiless green June 9, 2017

Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

chocolate rain

a trapeze artist has diarrhea and shits on 23 people

chocolate rain.

by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022

Aldo Raine

Aldo Raine; derived from the proper noun with the same spelling, in this context it’s use is purely as a verb. It’s origins come from the character of the same name from the Quentin Tarantino film Inglourious Basterds. In this context it is meant as an out an out threat of impending physical violence about to be perpetrated on the individual it is being spoken to. It’s meaning is this, to damage somebody so physically that they will forever be horribly visually scarred by the incident. If you ever have to Aldo Raine somebody, well, simply put they are about to be on the wrong end a hideous brutal physical violation that would make the Devil himself look away in disgust and abject terror.

Example:
Person one: I’ve just watched you kick the wing mirror off my car. It’s brand new you clown, i’ve had it less than a month!!
Person two: Yeah, and what?!??
Person one: Fuck off now or i’m about to Aldo Raine you

Example two:

Person one: Fuck you and you’re fucking mother
Person two: …the fuck did you just say about my mother?!??
Person one: You fucking heard
Person two: Apologise or i’m about to Aldo Raine you!!!

by The Richweiler August 4, 2024

raine

raine this hard to explain i told her my most biggest secret at for a split second i thought she cared raine doesnt care infact shes fake atp shes so rude and wont say shit to ur face dint get me started on her friend summer omds raine used be nice but watch out she can change real quick i wish she believed me for a split second i love her i really do but u think smth is wrong oh well

ew its raine
hey raine

by starsky2011. July 27, 2023

bucket rain

When you walk outside and it’s raining so hard it’s like having a bucket poured over your head

That’s some bucket rain out there

by Tytytyjujuju October 10, 2021

Golden Rain Check

When a man delays receiving a blowjob because he needs to urinate first. His thoughtful consideration ensures a more comfortable and enjoyable experience for both parties, with the expectation that the favor will be honored later.

“We were getting into it, but I had to hit her with a golden rain check—no way I was gonna risk that kind of distraction.”
"She was all set to go, but I had to call a golden rain check. Came back refreshed and ready for round two.”
“Gave my girl a golden rain check last night. She actually thanked me for the courtesy.”

by HAL9002 February 5, 2025