B.O.O.T.

(proper noun)- Est. 2003, this is an organization devoted to the propagation of pure awesome, in my face. The words of the acronym have long since been lost in the pages of history. B.O.O.T. members (BOOTies) can often be spotted at Roscoe's, asking for the "Number 3, mah prease?" whilst consuming syrup shots. BOOTies generally enjoy chain gangs, monkey noises, little boys, and horses. They are not impressed by needle-dicks.

I pledged B.O.O.T.

Oh prease mah shiddy horse boy pony B.O.O.T. prease.

by TheLoudestFan February 19, 2009

B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"

Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 12, 2008

B-Slap

A word that is short for bitch-slap.

Monique: Heyyy, Cam, Ty was lookin' finnne today, don'tcha think???
Camille: "Honey, do I have to come over there and B-Slap you???"

by Cormany10 February 23, 2008

B-Mark

Someone who loves cock and balls so much, he would do anything to get at it.

My math teacher is such a B-Mark!

by Uskaherfed Belemonte January 20, 2008

B.E.T.

The acronym means Black Entertainment Television. B.E.T. is a network that some people like and some don't

Aaron McGruder: "B.E.T. may be the worst thing to happen since Jimmy Walker. I'm a big fan of hip-hop culture, but B.E.T. is only exploting the culture and making the race look idiotic. It's all bitches and hoes and grandiose jewelry and fancy cars."

by FlyAway July 22, 2011

B.A.N

Bust A Nut; To eject or discharge abruptly, especially to discharge (semen) in orgasm

I was smashin this chick and I B.A.N

by Jack Mehoffhardallnight December 29, 2011

b.h.

grandma friendly abbreviation for "butthole"

cover your b.h., we're going to the flea market.

by sarah f. September 13, 2008